Dark humour never ages — but your loved ones do. This funny birthday card is perfect for that friend, sibling, or family member who’s climbing the age ladder… and just might be worth sweet-talking for future inheritance purposes.

Front text:
“Let’s face it… if there’s a will, I’m getting more. 

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope